Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Do you love me? No.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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