- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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