- Anti Joke

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

... i forgot the joke :p

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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