What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

knock knock no ones home

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

I like your hair

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What? Why?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

dick dick dick... frogs

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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