Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanker

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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refridgrator

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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