- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...