- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats my name? Matt

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Error 37.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

speak now or forever hold your pee

chirs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??