- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

One time I walked into a fat kid..

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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