- Anti Joke

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Bumsniffer

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

The Morman Religion.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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