A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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