Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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THE GAME.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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sorry got to poo

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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