Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Compton

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Davey Peterson.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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im at school

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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