How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Sarah Palin

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Women

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Knock knock come in.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Anti Joke

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