- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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