Man U

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Potato!

Women's rights.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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