- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

your mom

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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