how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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My mom

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Vote this up

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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A black man comes home from work.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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