what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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My mom

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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