Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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