You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Once upon a time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Moooo

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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