- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

The Game.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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