A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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