When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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