- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

there was once a jew

to get to the other side.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

identical jokes get different votes.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

I was Born ready I was born naked.

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