Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Stop procrastinating.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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