What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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