Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Me

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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