Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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david weres the slug gone

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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