- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Do you like fishsticks No

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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