Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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