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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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