A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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I grunt when I poop.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Hey, Max!!

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Nick Cannon

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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