adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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neil likes pube toast

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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