So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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