- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Knock knock What?

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

I woke up today

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

stuarts mum

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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