- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Bark I'm a tree

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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