yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

pull my finger (farts)

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

2 + 2 = 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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