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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Boner

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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