Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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