- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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