Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

the love boat

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

what do u call a apple a apple

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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