What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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GONNA

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What do you call a black man? Black

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Your biggest fan.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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