- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Muslim athletes.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

womans rights...

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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