- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

why was the man sad? his wife died

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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