- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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