- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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