Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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