- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Once upon a time, The end.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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