- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Cancer.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What is white and black and red all over.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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