Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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hello

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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I have aids

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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