glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Poop!!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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