- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Obama

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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