Lil Wayne's rapping career

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

An Asian man fails a math test

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Potato!

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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