- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did david give back? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I will create more jobs for americans

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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