A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Women

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Cows are land manatees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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