Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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adam hodgson !

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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