angelosnyder is not gay

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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ur mum

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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I have an erection My mom!

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Has u seen my grammar?

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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