- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

wael.. nuff said

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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