- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

5 people are walking

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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