Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Obama

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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