whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

What happen? Idk...

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

A black man comes home from work.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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