How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Nuneaton..

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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