Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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