A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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im at school

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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