Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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