What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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