Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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PEANIS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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No!

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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