- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Matt is a Duster!

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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