- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

8

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??