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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

what did the farmer do? plant

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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