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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

everybody loves raymond

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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