Wait what? I did not type that!

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Your Mom

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What's green and blue? yellow

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

We are lawyers

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

hard cheese

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