- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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