Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Women's rights

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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don't read this

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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porn-hub

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the holocaust

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