- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

kill yourself

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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