- Anti Joke

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange