- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A person from Singapore eats

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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