- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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