- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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