Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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tommy is retared

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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