- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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