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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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