Obama getting elected in 2012.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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