- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

It's all Taggart

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Women's rights

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Cool Brian

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Youre mom is so dead...

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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