- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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The WNBA.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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