- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

whats worse than school? Summer school

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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