- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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