I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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I have a gay camel

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Guess what? Bananas

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William wright is Gay

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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