How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Andy Carrol

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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