how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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The Female Orgasm

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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