- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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