A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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