- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

hi

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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