- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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