Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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The government

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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