A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

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