- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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