- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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