- Anti Joke

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

hard cheese

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.