What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

why was kade sad? he shit himself

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Your sex life.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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