What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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MySpace.

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non poop

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Women's rights

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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OOOOPPS /

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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