- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

what has genitial warts? me

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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