How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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