- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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