- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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