Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Where are you going Your house

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

did you stub your toe?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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