- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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