Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Where's my tractor?

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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